To the Residents of Red Oak:
I apologize. Let me explain: I opened my car door to grab my grocery. I had a bit of, well, an avalanche. I dropped a bag. Nothing major happened, except my grape tomato container spewed its contents all over the pavement. I picked up what I could and threw them into to the bushes. Let me remind you that this happened far after sunset, so I did my best in the dark.
To the Wildlife of Red Oak: